Originally published 3/26/09. Updated 8/23/16. Dean Koontz is known for having similar underlying themes in his novels; most of them...
F) Take your chances with another flying axe and make it to the boathouse because this couple nasty. Choice 4...
E) Crawl through bodily fluids into the log like Luke inside the Tauntaun. Choice 4 You decide that you can...
D) Run deeper into the woods, hoping you find another campsite. Choice 3 You definitely don’t want to run in...
F) Head to your car, risking completely ruining the leather interior. Choice 4 You decide that, though you’re going to...
F) Try to catch up with the redhead even though you’re still severely winded from your previous light jog. Choice...
D) Go eat because you’re really fucking hungry all of the sudden. Choice 3 Sam is really hot, but...
C) Run back to the cabins from where you came. Choice 3 The cabins! They were safe before, they must...
E) Run to the counselors, putting them all in danger and embarrassing yourself with an unwiped bare ass. Choice 4...
E) Stay and help Dave get away, even if you have to leave the eyeball behind. Choice 4 The hockey-masked...
C) Absolutely bang Sam. Choice 3 That was fantastic for Sam, you think. “Well, that was… something,” Sam...
B. Head back to the mess hall without offering assistance. Choice 2 Fuck that, you think. Guy should have brought...